This is so hilarious lah okay. Took this from the friendster bulletin. hahahaha.
GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam PaperInstructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at theend of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question:Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and thesisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat
oso.Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she
become the amah.Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mahbao-kah-liao.If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call AhMing got party.So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."Singalella very happy because she never go party
before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sistersand step-marder.Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.That night she only can wave bye bye and then
she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua luboh kee party?"So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai,so boh pian."She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah,kee lah, I give you money."So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor,after that look very different.She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,already 11 o'clock.At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the
char bor all boh sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.Ah Ming straight away lau nuar."Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buaypai."Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kahlee zho flen!"Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch
here touch there.But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die onthe dance floor.He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good4D number.So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, andthen tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and
then kah kee cho sen-lee.Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command ofHokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean
F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
i made believe @ 5/04/2005 04:15:00 PM
