Really lame jokes i found on the net..WAhaha..
-How do you annoy an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask them what period it came
from!!
-A Blonde was crying in her office.. her boss walks by and says..
whats wrong.. shes says .. i just found out my mom died.. he goes
do u need some time off she goes no its okay.. and 2 hours later he
walks by again and she is crying again and he goes whats wrong.. and
she goes .. i just found out my sisters mom died too!!!!!
-there were three singers in an eleavator Shaggy shania twain and britney spears, someone farted shaggy said wasn't me shani said dont empress me much and britney said opps i did it again. the next day they were in an elevator someone farted again shaggy said Wasnt me shania said dont empress me much and britney said stronger then yesterday!
-George Bush is speaking at a primary school and after speaking he is asked a question by a kid named Mikey. He says he has two questions: "Why did America invade Iraq without UN sanction, and where is Osama Bin Laden." Right then, the bell rang for recess, and after the break, the children come back in and Billy is called on for a question. He asks 4 questions. "Why did America invade Iraq without UN sanction, where is Osama Bin Laden, Qhy did the recess bell ring twenty mintues early, and where's Mikey?
-A blonde walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits her down on the chair, and gets out his clippers and stops for a moment and asks the blonde to take off her head phones, but she says "I can't or else i will die." So he asks her again. But she says the same thing. So in his frustrasion he rips them off her head and she drops dead right on the spot. So in shock he picks up the head phones and puts them up to his ears and he hears "Breath in......Breath out.....Breath in....Breath out"
-Money talks. And it usually says goodbye to me.
-How do you get holy water? You boil the hell outta it
-Two blondes are walking in the woods, and they come across some tracks. The first blonde says they're wolf tracks. The second one argues they're deer tracks. Ten minutes later, they get hit by a train.
HHahaha..
i made believe @ 5/22/2004 09:26:00 PM
